Wednesday, 4 June 2014

My ride and my road

Top Gear always was my little dirty sin. I love the show despite conservative, stupid and apparently racist comments from Jeremy Clarkson. The show brings inner 9-year-old to life and makes me want to play with cars, do stupid things and make a lot of noise.  6 year ago the Clarkson, May and Hammond bought old cheap motorbikes in Saigon and drove (almost) all way north to Ha Long bay. Since then a motorbike road trip in Vietnam was one of my ultimate dreams. Now I can say I'VE DONE IT. 

 

A little bit more than two weeks ago I bough rusty second hand Honda WIN, which slowly, but surely took me more than 2 300 Km till Hanoi. And it was absolutely amazing. There is not enough beer in the world too tell stories about adventure, that I had on the way. But I will be happy to tell those stories once me and you will raise a glace of ...., but now photos:

Out from Saigon

First stop - beautiful Da Lat

A little bit of rain on the way from Da Lat

My bike


Da Lat - Nha Trang Pass one of the most beautiful road I've ever seen



That day I was completely wet two times



I spend a day in Quy Nhon

The Biggest Plus of the city - not many tourist


One of many war memorials that I found in Vietnam

Vietnamese like play billiard

Another war memorial

Road just outside Quy Nhon

Cemetery in sand


Night Light in Hoi An

 Views from Hai Van Pass




Kids playing inside Hue citadel

Night Market


Cemetery in water

I prefer smaller roads for obvious reasons

Mountains in Central Vietnam saw some of the worst battles of Vietnam War


Absolutely stunning Ho Chi Minh Trail



These hills look like a face, don't they?

I didn't like road signs: Caution loose rocks




Phong Nha-Ke Bang National Park


Paradise cave - the largest and the most beautiful cave in Phong Nha-Kẻ Bàng area







Local farmers like to dry their weeds on Ho Chi Minh highway



Ha Long Bay










Cat Ba island





Fishing port in Cat Ba City




On the way back I was wondering if I'm gonna be in the new about one of those ferries that sank in SEA, because there was way to many people on board





How much of a movie hero that you want be you are?

Saturday, 17 May 2014

What's wrong with so called "socialist" states?

I start to think that the first conversation once one arrives to a country they have never been before is very illustrative. I already have posted an anecdotal conversation with a migration officer at a Seam Reap International airport.

Now I am in Ho Chi Minh City (former Saigon), Vietnam. My first conversation was last night with a guy from the reception at my hostel. He asked me:
- Where are coming from?
- Phnom Pehn
- How long you will stay here?
- I don't know... few days in Ho Chi Minh and two - three weeks in Vietnam. I will travel north to Hanoi and then I will go China...
- Why do you want to go to China?!? Don't go to China?
- I have to cross China, because I go to Russia.
- Don't go to China. Fly to Russia.
- There are no cheap flights to Russia from Hanoi. It's very expensive to flight to Russia.
- Go to Singapore and fly from there to Russia
- ....

Those of you wondering why the guy was so aggressive against China, please check some headlines bellow:

 
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/may/15/vietnam-anti-china-protests-oil-rig-dead-injured
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/may/14/vietnamese-workers-torch-foreign-factories-over-chinese-sea-claims
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia-pacific/2014/05/dozens-killed-vietnam-anti-china-protests-201451524632499784.html

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-27434945
Here we come to the question that I raised in the title: 'what's wrong with so called "socialist" states?

We can start to talk how so called "People's Republic" of China and so called "Socialist Republic" of Vietnam at one point took a little bit wrong turn and now can be located somewhere between "What do you mean from each according to his ability, to each according to his need?" and "Fossil Fuel Fetishism - RULES!!!".

@ former (?) Saigon
 


Wednesday, 14 May 2014

Pfupfuphania vs moteriske is Filipinu

As manau esantis vienas is nedaugelio lietuvos pilieciu, kurie atsidure tolimajame uzsienyje neuzverda kuomet pasnekovas nuosidziai nezino kas yra Lithuania ir su kuo ji valgoma (juk ir katinams aisku, kad su bulvem).

Jeigu nuosidziai kiek is jusu esat girdeje ir pokalbyje panaudoje panasaus ploto valstybe su daugiau nei dvigubu gyventoju skaicium ir daug paprastesniu vardu - Togo?

Tai va sian sedziu ilsiuosi prie Kambodzoj karaliau paminklo. Priseda moteriske.  Pradedam kalbeti. Ji is Filipinu ir lb neblogai kalba angliskai. Kaip ir visada pasipila klausimai apie tai is kur as ir kaip ten. Bet kaskart kai bando dar ko paklaust gaunasi: "so what you were doing in phuphu... luphuduphiania... your country? And what countries are next to lurutuphiania... your country?
- Poland...
Tada ji lyg ir prasitaria jog jos sese tuoj skrenda dirbt slaugytoja lenkijoj. Dar po 10 min. ji mane pakviecia ryt ryte susitikt ir manai uz info apie lenkija pavaisina filipinietiskais pusryciais. Uuuu, Naxaliavas maistas!!! Susiderinam susitikt ryt ten pat 9 val.

Bet ne prabegus nevalandai jau kiram bulvare prie manes priseda teta is filipinu, kurios sese... nu nesikartosiu.

Thursday, 1 May 2014

Cock crazy men

Clifford Geertz (1958):  

The language of everyday moralism is shot through on the male side of it, with roosterish imagery. Sabung, the world for cock (and one which appears in inscription as early as A.D. 922), is used metaphorically to mean "hero", "warrior", "champion", "man of parts", "political candidate", "bachelor", "dandy", "ladykiller" or "though guy". A pompous man whose behavior presumes above his station is compared to tailless cock who struts about as though he had large, spectacular one. A desperate man who makes a last, irrational effort to extricate himself from an impossible situation is likened to dying cock who makes one final lunge at his tormentor to drag him along to a common destruction. A stingy man, who promises much, gives little, and begrudges that is compared to a cock which, held by the tail, leaps at another without in fact engaging him. A marriageable young man still shy with the opposite sex or someone in a new job anxious to make a good impression is called "a fighting cock caged for the first time." Court trials, wars, political contests, inheritance disputes, and street arguments are all compared to cockfights. Even the very island itself is perceived  from its shape as a small, proud cock, poised, neck extended, back taut, tail raised, in eternal challenge to large, feckless, shapeless Java.



But the intimacy of men with their cocks is more than metaphorical. Balinese men, or anyway a large majority of Balinese men, spend an enormous amount of time with their favorites, grooming them, feeding them, discussing them, trying them out against one another, or just gazing at them with a mixture of rapt admiration and dreamy self-absorption. Whenever you see a group of Balinese men squatting idly in the council shed or along the road in their hips down, shoulders forward, knees up fashion, half or more of them will have a rooster in his hands, holding it between his thighs, bouncing it gently up and down to strengthen its legs, ruffling its feathers with abstract sensuality, pushing it out against a neighbor's rooster to rouse its spirit, withdrawing it toward his loins to calm it again. Now and then, to get a feel for another bird, a man will fiddle this way with someone else's cock for a while, but usually by moving around to squat in place behind it, rather than just having it passed across to him as though it were merely an animal.


The connection of cocks and cockfighting with such Powers, with the animalistic demons that threaten constantly to invade the small, cleared-off space in which the Balinese have so carefully built their lives and devour its inhabitants is quite explicit. A cockfight, any cockfight, is in the first instance a blood sacrifice offered, with the appropriate chants and oblations, to the demons in order to pacify their ravenous, cannibal hunger. No temple festival should be conducted until one is made. (If it is omitted someone will inevitably fall into a trance and command with the voice of an angered spirit that the oversight be immediately corrected.) Collective responses to natural evils- illness, crop failure, volcanic eruptions- almost always involve them. And that famous holiday in Bali, The Day of Silence (Njepi), when everyone sits silent and immobile all day long in order to avoid contact with a sudden influx of demons chased momentarily out of hell, is preceded the previous day by large-scale cockfights (in this case legal) in almost every village on the island.


ln classical times (that is to say, prior to the Dutch invasion of 1908), when there were no bureaucrats around to improve popular morality, the staging of a cockfight was an explicitly societal matter. Bringing a cock to an important fight was, for an adult male, a compulsory duty of citizenship; taxation of fights, which were usually held on market day, was a major source of public revenue; patronage of the art was a stated responsibility of princes; and the cock ring, or wantilan, stood in the center of the village near those other monuments of Balinese civility- the council house, the origin temple, the marketplace, the signal tower, and the banyan tree. Today, a few special occasions aside, the newer rectitude makes so open a statement of the connection between the excitements of collective life and those of blood sport impossible, but, less directly expressed, the connection itself remains intimate and intact. To expose it, however, it is necessary to turn to the aspect of cockfighting around which all the others pivot, and through which they exercise their force, an aspect I have thus far studiously ignored. I mean, of course, the gambling.





 



In the first place, there are two sorts of bets, or toh. There is the single axial bet ketengah), and there is the cloud of peripheral ones around the ring between members of the audience (toh kesasi). The first is typically large; the second typically small. The first is collective, involving coalitions of bettors clustering around the owner; the second is individual, man to man. The first is a matter of deliberate, very quiet, almost furtive arrangement by the coalition members and the umpire huddled like conspirators in the center of the ring; the second is a matter of impulsive shouting, public offers, and public acceptances by the excited throng around its edges. And most curiously, and as we shall see most revealingly, where the first is always, without exception, even money, the second, equally without exception, is never such. What is a fair coin in the center is a biased one on the side.



Tuesday, 15 April 2014

A tale from KL


On the afternoon of the last day in Kuala Lumpur, I was flâneuring through the streets of Malaysian capital. It was my third day in the city and by that time I had already seen the main tourist attractions: KL Tower, Petronas Twins, Batu Caves, Central Market, Chinatown and Little India. Nevertheless I had some time to kill and the weather was nice. I was not in any kind of rush what so ever. Completely by accident I bumped into a girl from Jogja. After few minutes of exchanges of what I would call "happiness to be back in western style metropolis" she told me about a restaurant on a top floor of a skyscraper, where one can go for free and enjoy nice dinner and breath-taking skyline of KL. Unfortunately, she couldn't remember neither the name of restaurant nor the name of the skyscraper.

After a nice 45 minutes walk I was by Petronas Towers.Tthe idea about the free view from sky-restaurant was blossoming in my head. Hence, I walked into a titanic shopping mall that is located in the first 4 floors of the building, found free wi-fi and started my research. Few minutes later, I knew that the restaurant is actually a bar, which is located on the 32nd floor of Traders Hotel. I had passed the hotel previous night. It was **** or *****  hotel.

Once I looked to myself I realized that at the best I look like a raging sociopath and at the worst as a poor tourist - exactly who I was. I was wearing a T-shirt and shorts (which were nice, but nothing fancy) and completely worn down of Converse sneakers, also was holding a black camera bag (which was not even a big, national geographic type bag) in one hand and a white plastic bag with some spices that I had bought in Little India in the other hand. There was no chance that someone would let me walk into fancy hotel and take a lift to a fancy bar.

Me - rather poor, but smart ginger tourist was standing on the main floor of one of the biggest shopping malls in KL. I was surrounded by  BVLGARI, HUGO BOSS, GUCCI, LOUIS VUITTON and other shops of this kind. Once I made my mind, I walked into EMPORIO ARMANI and before tight looking consultant said anything I started:

- Excuse me, few days ago my wife bough a present for our daughter. Unfortunately, the bag got ruined in the cab. It's very important for the girl that the present would be in the official bag of yours. I wonder maybe you can give on empty bag your, please?

- Of course sir.

And now I looked like a rich fancy hipster who has as a date in the bar.

The Free View from the Bar


Petronas Twins - some of the most beautiful architecture I've ever seen
Day

Night

KL Tower
Poor
(Very) rich

Next to Central Market
Ana's doing her magic
Sand Art in bottles
Qasm's mastering wood burning technique

Chinatown




Outskirts of another market

Little India
Entrance to Batu Caves











I miss the action but this is one result...


... and this is another result.

Another evil monkey
That's how you drink Coke from a can if you are a monkey