Tuesday 15 April 2014

A tale from KL


On the afternoon of the last day in Kuala Lumpur, I was flâneuring through the streets of Malaysian capital. It was my third day in the city and by that time I had already seen the main tourist attractions: KL Tower, Petronas Twins, Batu Caves, Central Market, Chinatown and Little India. Nevertheless I had some time to kill and the weather was nice. I was not in any kind of rush what so ever. Completely by accident I bumped into a girl from Jogja. After few minutes of exchanges of what I would call "happiness to be back in western style metropolis" she told me about a restaurant on a top floor of a skyscraper, where one can go for free and enjoy nice dinner and breath-taking skyline of KL. Unfortunately, she couldn't remember neither the name of restaurant nor the name of the skyscraper.

After a nice 45 minutes walk I was by Petronas Towers.Tthe idea about the free view from sky-restaurant was blossoming in my head. Hence, I walked into a titanic shopping mall that is located in the first 4 floors of the building, found free wi-fi and started my research. Few minutes later, I knew that the restaurant is actually a bar, which is located on the 32nd floor of Traders Hotel. I had passed the hotel previous night. It was **** or *****  hotel.

Once I looked to myself I realized that at the best I look like a raging sociopath and at the worst as a poor tourist - exactly who I was. I was wearing a T-shirt and shorts (which were nice, but nothing fancy) and completely worn down of Converse sneakers, also was holding a black camera bag (which was not even a big, national geographic type bag) in one hand and a white plastic bag with some spices that I had bought in Little India in the other hand. There was no chance that someone would let me walk into fancy hotel and take a lift to a fancy bar.

Me - rather poor, but smart ginger tourist was standing on the main floor of one of the biggest shopping malls in KL. I was surrounded by  BVLGARI, HUGO BOSS, GUCCI, LOUIS VUITTON and other shops of this kind. Once I made my mind, I walked into EMPORIO ARMANI and before tight looking consultant said anything I started:

- Excuse me, few days ago my wife bough a present for our daughter. Unfortunately, the bag got ruined in the cab. It's very important for the girl that the present would be in the official bag of yours. I wonder maybe you can give on empty bag your, please?

- Of course sir.

And now I looked like a rich fancy hipster who has as a date in the bar.

The Free View from the Bar


Petronas Twins - some of the most beautiful architecture I've ever seen
Day

Night

KL Tower
Poor
(Very) rich

Next to Central Market
Ana's doing her magic
Sand Art in bottles
Qasm's mastering wood burning technique

Chinatown




Outskirts of another market

Little India
Entrance to Batu Caves











I miss the action but this is one result...


... and this is another result.

Another evil monkey
That's how you drink Coke from a can if you are a monkey